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My boxes and boxes of books showed up recently much to the angst of my wife who can barely see our guest bedroom now.  She wants to know where her Mom is going to stay.  I suggest a nearby hotel instead which is definitely the wrong answer---not the first wrong answer by me today by any stretch.  She wants me to put the books in the garage and work out of there, but I tell her I might be overcome with carbon monoxide poisoning--the strange smile that comes across her face scares me.

I was so excited when the truck showed up with all the books.  As I was carrying the books in(well, not me but the driver) the phone rang and I rushed to the phone assuming it was probably Oprah tracking me down.  It turned out to be Uncle Irving from Long Island wondering when he was going to get his free book.  I asked if he had a webcam of my garage as I was stunned about his timing.

I'm going to be including some funny jokes in the blog going fwd that I have received over time, so if you have any that you would like to see featured feel free to email me at arnie@whyjewsdontcamp.com 

Got to go now, I hear boxes being moved.