Been gone awhile.  Off to Cancun for a family vacation.   Plenty of funny stories that has me starting to put pen to paper on a new book. 

Book sales are going well and I keep on getting great reviews on Amazon.com  Glad everyone seems to be getting really good belly laughs.

Few jokes people have sent me:

A drunk was in front of judge.  The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking."   The drunk says "OK, let's get started!"

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?  Because they're worth it.

Patient: "Doctor, I have ringing in my ears"    Doctor: "Don't answer"