All is going well as I'm getting lots of great feedback about the book.  It was fun last week going into my local bagel shop where I happened to have 3 books for some friends I was seeing later.  After 5 minutes, the waitresses and some customers were buzzing about the book title/cover as the book was very visible on my table.  I sold 10 books in 10 minutes.  Went back the next days and pretty much the same story. Biz is good but I've gained 5 pounds--off to a deli now and my nutritionist.

Being sent some funny jokes which I'll share in the blog.

TWENTY DOLLARS



On their wedding night, the young bride

approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.



This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.



Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer

was going through a process of corporate

downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they

were financially ruined.



Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty

years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly$1 million. Then she

showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million,and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.



She explained that for the more than

th ree decades she had "charged" him for sex,these holdings had multiplied

and these were the results of her savings and investments.



Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3

million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"



That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when

to keep their mouths shut.