My name is Arnie Z. Goldberg, and I love to make people laugh! You'll find tons of jokes and stories here!
Entry for June 7, 2007

It’s been fun trying to sell the book as I’m working with a number of Book clubs and temples.  Also, getting some t-shirts/shirts made up with the book cover both for a walking billboard for me as I stroll around town and for sale on the site.



 As a strange aside, I drove thru a fast-food restaurant yesterday and they had a big sign that said “The PU will be closed at 11PM”   Does any restaurant want the phrase “P.U.” associated with it?



One of my readers sent me this joke the other day:


                                                First Time


A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.


Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.


At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.


That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"


The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.


10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.  Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."


The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."


2007-06-07 14:00:44 GMT
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